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Buffy sat there in herchair, shaking herhead. "Okay. Andshe went mentalwhen?"

"No sir."I whispered letting my eyes move lower to thetips of herbreasts so differentthan my darkpink nipples.

Mylevel afforded methe opportunity tomeet with anyonein the company.This was quiteunique and Iknew I wouldtake full advantage.The first meetingI attended washeld by thepresident as anintroduction of sorts.He had wantedall his immediateofficers to meetme Isobel leanedheavily against thewall. She wasso bored! Sheneeded the stimulationof interesting sex.The 'wham bamthankyou ma'am' techniquethat James displayed was getting tedious.She couldn't rememberthe last timea man hadactually made herorgasm. She coulddo it herself,in fact shefrequently did, butthe touch ofa man causing the electric sensationswas far moreexciting. She yawnedand made adecision. If Jameswouldn't satisfy hervoluntarily, he woulddo it involuntarilyand she grinneda secret smileto herself, andplanned a tripto the shopsfor the nextday.

I moanedeven louder whenI felt hisstrong, rough handmove up andcup my righttit. He beganmassaging my youngteen nipples, instantlymaking them hard.So, I justdid what camenatural to me,what I thoughtI should doat that moment.I reached downand began massaginghis cock thruhis dress slacks,which he seemedto enjoy aswell.

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"Why, Joeis going tothink you don'tlike him," Jackiesaid. "You wouldn'twant to hurthis feelings wouldyou?"

Rachel reclined onthe couch withher knees pulledup completely trustingJake. He stoodand pulled offhis t-shirt thenslid off hisshorts and boxers."Holy shit! I'mso turned onI'm dripping." Jakeexclaimed as hejerked his erectcock upward toexamine it.

"PleaseJean…" He whimpered.

"Youhave your ownmedical facilities hereat the plant?"I was astonishedbut it kindof made sensesince it wasa bioresearch facility.

"Thengo to him,make friends…he hasbeen waiting patiently for you, littleone."

A fewnights later, Iput it tothe test. Beforeshe and Ryanleft for themovies she fakeda bathroom break and snuck intosee me upstairs.I let herhave my mouthfor a minute,kissing her deeply.She was ahot little slut and her pussywas starting toturn me on.I'd even gottento the pointwhere licking itoccasionally wasn't toobad. She hada sweet, strawberryflavor like thecolor of herhair.

Suzanne strutted inabout 15 minuteslater and, asusual, made abig show ofstopping in frontof his deskto say, "Tom,hon, go fetchmy coffee –and make itquick."

Laying back onthe pillows, withknees bent, Iopened myself fullyto the eyeof the camera.I let myhands slide overmy freshly oiled skin, like silk.Slipping over myhips, my bellyand up tomassage my breasts.

Joey called Lucy,and told herabout his afternoonwith Ellie andthe planned dinner with her thatevening; Lucy agreedto go outto dinner. Joeyalso said:

"I can'treally advise youabout that rightnow. Do yousee a GYNguy regularly? Iassume one recommendedyou see mebecause he couldfind nothing wrongwith you."

"Oh, Ido," he replied,"But never alone."It was akwardand made nosence, except inthe sexual way.If she smiled,he'd know she'd'got' it andagreed. Eve didsmile; her subtlemessage had gottenthrough, and beenanswered. Dave wasno dummy, andshe liked intelligent men rather thanthose who wereclueless.

Gary, the husband,came to thedoor when weknocked. He enthusiasticallyintroduced himself tome and welcomedus in. Aswe came intothe living room,Tiffany was sittingon the couch.He introduced mywife to hisand the tome. "I believeyou already knowmy wife." Hesaid. I blushedhard. I wasn'tsure how hemeant that.

Elle wasdelighted that Eamoncould tell herapart from Emma.She was alsodelighted that hewas willing tothrow a littledouble entendre ather just infun. Her eyeslit like fire,and Eamon felt his knees getweak.

andto understand whathe was thinkingfor the position,as well ashear from them,what they'd liketo see becomeof this potentialdepartment. The introductionswere swift andthe discussion commenced.I was thrilledwith their ideasand my spiritswere buoyed thatmany of mythoughts and wisheswere being acceptedas well asfurthered. These weregood people, smart,energetic and interesting,and the acceptanceI felt wasimmediate. Yes! Ithought this wasjust what Ineeded.

"Don," Iprotested, "I can't...youknow."

I could moveagain and Igrabbed her delicatewrist and heldon for dearlife. She lookedat me. Cockedher head andsmiled curiously. Shethen pulled meback from theyawning blackness.

That Fridaynight, Mary Lou put Lola's makeupon. It tookalmost half anhour. Lola wasmesmerized by thetransformation in herlooks. She hardlyrecognized herself. And,yes, as MaryLou had saidshe would, shenow looked mucholder.

"Hey, whatare friends for,anyway? And besides,I'm being alittle selfish heretoo. I'd loveto get afree meal."

"Do youlike it?"

"Thank you,Pet. You lookvery nice aswell." She invitedme in andshe got hercoat and purse.Then we wereoff.

"Last chance?"

Lucian turned to look atGeorge. How theman knew thesethings he wouldnever know. "Yes,it does."

Lisa lookedat the pizzaman with hersweet innocent eyes and said, "Thisis so embarrassing!I forgot myunderwear and theseso-called friends ofmine keep pointing it out everychance they get.I sure hope you didn't seeanything."

"Lucy..." I startedto utter, "it'snot..." Oh mygod. She pickedit up andheld it erect- using bothhands - dangerouslyclose to hermouth. It lookedmassive against herlips. Her facehad gone adeep red andher eyes werewide open with...something:bewilderment, shock, disgust,surprise? I justcouldn't tell.

A fewmoments later, Ifound myself sittingat my deskwondering how exactlyI got myselfinto this predicament.Actually, I knewhow I gotinto it. I'dalways been asucker for apretty girl. Andthe whole ideahad turned meon the momentshe brought itup. For amoment, I toyedwith the ideaof not evencalling Jenny. Icould tell Brendathat she wasn'tavailable or thatshe wasn't feelinggood or something.Perhaps if Idid, Brenda wouldget those coldfeet she hadmentioned. The merethought that she'dback out seemedto be thedeciding factor, andmy hand immediately went for thephone. I wantedthis just asbadly as shedid.

Cover Girl thenrose back upwith the soapin her hand,again moving againstHawk's nude body.Once she gotto her feet,she worked upa lather betweenher hands, thanmoved her handsover Hawk's chest,washing him asshe went. "I'mall soapy, soI figured youweren't getting clean."Cover Girl thengrinned and withoutturning her eyesfrom Hawk's gaze,she grasped hishard on withher soapy hand.Hawk took ina sharp breathas Cover Girlmade a fistand started topump her handup and downhis slick cock,making it evensoapier. The slicknessmade it easierfor her tojerk him off,and her handmoved up anddown faster andfaster. Hawk couldbarely keep hiseyes open, whileCover Girl kept looking right athim, biting herlip as sheworked hard atpounding her fistalong his erection.His prick nowfelt both hotand wet andhe knew hewas going tocome. Cover Girl seemed to senseit too, andbegan to squeezeharder and movefaster like shewas milking Hawk'sdick. He breathedlouder and beganto grunt. "C'mon,c'mon..." Cover Girlwhispered. "Do it,I wanna watchyou come..."